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40 Great Quotes about Marriage

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“Most women use more brains picking a horse in the third at Belmont than they do picking a husband” 

This quote is one of 40 in a slideshow by the Telegraph and is attributed to Actress Lauren Bacall (1924-2014), who was married to Humphrey Bogart. It makes a good quip doesn’t it? It should, because as commenter, allthoughtswork, noted, it was written by a screenwriter, not thought up by Ms Bacall. This is just one more example of the cultural issue we seem to have of confusing the character with the actor. Nice catch, allthoughtswork. 

See this and 39 more great quotes by personalities including Terry Pratchett and Abraham Lincoln here: Telegraph.co.uk

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And more.. marriage humor

A Funny Story from a friend’s fb page:

A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.

“Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping. Love You!

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The lecture, some spouse humor for this morning

Just had to repost this from my friend’s Life IS Good group on fb:

An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 a.m and was asked where he was going at that time of night. 

The man replied, “I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.” 

The officer then asked, “Really? Who’s giving that lecture at this time of night?” 

The man replied, “That would be my wife.”